1. If your dog, who usually sits quietly on the end of the bed while you do any number of things in effort to improve the mediocrity that is your everyday look, starts to whine, even before you get out of bed, do not say, "Silly dog, be quite I have sleeping to do" and ignore her. Rather, the appropriate response is, "Just a moment while I rush into any available sweater, I will take you outside momentarily."
2. If you have two cleaning products with very different purposes but very similar packages, store them in different locations. That way, there will be no opportunity to take the following photograph in your apartment.

1 comment:
Ohhh that's no fun. I've done that before though and sprayed bleach into the carpet. Whoops!
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